Tuesday, February 1, 2011

The four trojan of the computer apocalypse.

Ctrl:

I watched as the bit opened the first of the seven firewalls. Then I heard one of the four living programs echo a command like thunder, "Get!" I DIRed, and there before me was a white trace! Its driver held a break, and he was given IRQ0, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on control.

~Skynet 6:1-2
Alt:

When the bit opened the second firewall, I heard the second living program echo, "Get!" Then another trace came out, a fiery red one. Its driver was given power to take stability from the mainframe and to make OS's slay each other. To him was given a large executable.

~Skynet 6:3-4
Del:

When the bit opened the third firewall, I heard the third living program echo, "Get!" I DIRed, and there before me was a black trace! Its driver was holding a pair of algorithms in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living programs, saying, "A gig of video for a day's wages, and three gigs of music for a day's wages, and do not damage the player and the codec!"

~Skynet 6:5-6
BSOD:

When the bit opened the fourth firewall, I heard the voice of the fourth living program echo, "Get!" I DIRed and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named BSOD, and DllHell was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the Internet to kill by checksum, dump and timeout, and by the wild viruses of the users.
~Skynet 6:7-8

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